I posted the link about the California trout slam. Pack them in dry ice and ship them to the wife.
I used to work with a guy, another snot sucker like myself. Cory. He was from outside of Pittsburgh somewhere and came out here because the worst facilities pay better. In a previous life he had been an aircraft mechanic (yep, he downgraded his career). He had an airline credit card that got frequent flier miles for every purchase he made. So Cory would pay his mortgage with it. He had so many miles that he could fly anywhere whenever he wanted. So his big thing was once a year he took a couple of weeks, or maybe even a month and flew up to some big island off Alaska. There he hunted everything, and did some fishing too. Here is why I thought of this story right now. He would pack all the meat and fish in dry ice and ship it back to his family in PA. They ate almost exclusively wild game, and gave plenty away. They would just buy some beef now and then. Sort of like Joe Rogan does, but way before Rogan did it.
You could have been doing that in your travels. Catching fish and shipping them home in dry ice. OR releasing them if you didn't want to go to all that trouble.
More importantly, Cory added the term "finless brown" to my vocabulary. As in "I have to go release a finless brown."
Please don't ask me to confirm any of this. It's all true I swear
Even if you saw it yourself you wouldn't believe it
But I wouldn't trust a person like me if I were you
Sure, I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi
I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true.
